
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)
Stephen King’s original short story, Children of the Corn, combined
two tried and tested tenets of horror lore: “Little Kids Are Creepy” and “Country
Folk Are Weird”. Both were mixed up to create a nifty pagan twist
on the Logan’s Run creed of death to anyone who reaches adulthood.
As the subtitle suggests, by the time the series reached the third entry
the horror had switched to a less taxing and no doubt cheaper city location,
but the endearingly goofy premise at the heart of it remained intact – that
sweetcorn is a tool of the devil.
That’s certainly the belief of creepy Eli, a young Amish-style
kid who operates as a pint-sized high priest for He Who Walks Behind
The Rows, the tongue-twisting demon lord of sweetcorn-related evil. Eli
murders his stepfather – crucifying him with the help of some sentient
corn plants – and heads to Chicago with nice-but-dim elder stepbrother
Joshua. Eli’s plan is to use their adopted parents home as a place
to start growing more evil sweetcorn, and to manipulate his new daddy – who
conveniently works as a corn exporter – into distributing his demonic
crop around the world.
By slipping his corn into the school meals, Eli is able to create an
army of brainwashed youngsters to help him out – though Joshua
seems immune, as he’s fallen in with the streetwise boy from next
door and rejected the old ways. Apparently those hip black kids ain’t
down with no corn jive, sucka.
After more corn-based fatalities than are strictly plausible, it all
comes to a head as Joshua rebels against his loopy brother, who is eagerly
preparing to summon He Who Walks Behind The Rows from his agricultural
netherworld. Sadly, this god-on-the-cob isn’t the Jolly Green Giant
but merely a crudely animated monster that bursts out of the ground and
kills pretty much anyone it can get its plasticine tentacles on.
It’s during these gripping climactic scenes that you should keep
your eyes peeled for a young and uncredited Charlize Theron. She plays
one of Eli’s brainwashed young followers and, despite not having
any lines, she does get a few recognisable close-ups – notably
during Eli’s sermon in the school chapel, and again as he delivers
his fire and brimstone in his derelict factory cornfield at the end.
She even meets a messy end as the jerky monster runs amok, though the
scene is so confusingly edited that it’s much harder to pick her
out from all the other nameless blonde actresses roped in for the slaughter.
Given the carnage on display, it’s safe to say she doesn’t
make it out alive.
Need to know: Urban Harvest was directed by James D.R.
Hickox, son of Doug Hickox, director of the great Vincent Price shocker
Theatre of Blood,
and brother of stalwart genre director Anthony Hickox, whose films he
often contributes to. Indeed, the grand finale of Children of the Corn
III bears a remarkable similarity in both
tone and execution to the scene from Anthony’s 1992 movie, Hellraiser
III, in which Pinhead massacres the patrons of an LA nightclub.
Also worthy of note, the priest-cum-principal of the school who twigs
Eli’s demonic origins earlier than most, and pays the price for
his awareness, is played by Rance Howard – father of Oscar-winning
director Ron and his B-movie brother, Clint.
And Charlize is far from being the only respected actress to start her
career being menaced by the gibbering terror of satanic sweetcorn. For
more cob-related horror, see: Naomi Watts, Eva Mendes.
Availability: Urban Harvest is available in the UK as part of the Children
of the Corn DVD boxset, which collects the first three movies in the
series.